16 October 2014
Dear Martha,
Your letter pulled me from a pit of despair. If ever there were awards for "Surviving Multiple Plethora of Childhood Illnesses", I would be inducted into the Hall of Matriarchal Fame.
The
triplets have developed a chain of cursed plagues: Influenza, chicken
pox (despite the vaccine), strep throat, ear infections, and worms (?).
Is this God's thunderbolt of retribution for swearing during Mass? Loudly swearing at Clarisse-the-She-Devil, the mistress-of-insubordination?
As you know, my house was never a museum, but now a City Inspector would cover the house with "Condemned" yellow tape.
Must go. Alex-the-Spontaneous is vomiting on the cat. Christopher-the-Wild-Child is smearing the vomit on the bathroom mirror.
Your sister,
Mary-the-Desperate
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Underline italicized are the Wed. Words from 2014
