In this comic series, these turtles live in the sewer and have been mutated by some green oozy toxic stuff, turned into the mutant turtles. They are named Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo. They fight an evil mutated rat, which makes up the ongoing plot.
I laughingly said that these were two drunk 20+ unemployed guys, sitting around who came up with up with this. And it would probably be drawn on a napkin. Well, by golly, IT WAS! So that is how this multi-million dollar movies and comics production came to be.
So, then how about some more incredibly unreasonable book titles?
Nettles and Me: how I learned to accept them.
Mystery of the Deep Veruca
How to Train Your Sea Cucumber
Slugs: The New White Meat
The Little Snail who Could
True Story of Jack Sprat
The Crystal Slipper Origins: Godmother Tells All
Trials of a Canine Dentist
Truth about Being A Flying Squirrel by Rocky J. Squirrel
Living a Low-Carb Diet by American Badger
My Large Termite Family Reunion by Ted Isoptera
Okay, Do you have some totally ridiculous titles? Oh, come on. You're creative people. Give us all a giggle.