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| Harvest of fresh-yet-to-dry-out |
Tonight my friends, we ride.
"This evening begins the annual Chatham Jaycees Cow Chip Roundup."
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| Wranglers on the prowl |
Our legion of experienced chip wranglers will ride off to round up the 2019 crop of cow chips for the 2019 Illinois Cow Chip Throw! Wranglers round the chips up, then our chip technicians humanely cull the herd choosing only the best, ripest, and most aerodynamically perfect chips.
The chips are then transported to our one of a kind Cow Chip Confinement Unit (CCCU) patent pending, to rest and undergo a final inspection by one of the Chip Masters, primarily the Most Reverend Donald Peck.
After wind tunnel testing, those special chips are ready for their moment in the sun on July 20 at the Chatham Jaycees Sweet Corn and Cow Chipping Festival.
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| Painting CCCU to prevent satellite spying |
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| Highly trained professional |
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| Security personnel |
Why do we go through such an elaborate and mostly fictionalized process?
Because we love you. And we put a little love in every chip. (For legal reasons we are unable at this time to describe that process.)"
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| Future Chipper |
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Musicians play to encourage cows to produce. Earth, Wind, and Fire could not appear, altho they were requested.
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| Staff of Collection and Security Personnel |
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| King of the Sweetcorn |
When the festival is over, excess cow chips disposed, celebratory bottles hoisted, this is what is left.
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Farm in Chatham, IL
This is a follow-up from June 30, 2019 post. Now the time is upon us and I believed that you needed to know the new info.
P.S. Information and news releases provided photos and information for this post have been provided by the Chatham Jaycees Cow Chipping committee. Thanks go to the Most Reverend Donald Peck, who has been quoted as saying "I was the Cow Chip Consultant, CCC. I have PhD in the business." As he is my brother, I can attest to the accuracy of this statement.
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