No, I am wondering about auditions casting calls, and what are the requirements regarding the actor.
Needed:
a male, ages 40ish, six ft., 180-190 lbs., rugged face, mean with furrowed brow, dark eyes, a few scars, black/dark hair, mercenary image, a tattoo or more, not bad looking, knows how to use a gun, possibly sociopath tendencies.
maybe a few more males of same; facial hair, balding, body builder, unattractive, spits, toothpick in mouth
a female, 40ish, medium height, dumpy female body type, unattractive, hooked nose, fine mousy hair, drives a 1992 or 1999 Toyota Corolla, wears Alfred Dunner, unpleasant nasal voice, sings off-key, willing to look like her mother.
maybe another female, who may look much the same.
a male, mid-teens, thin/scrawny, 5' 8", 110 lbs., acne, greasy-needs-a-haircut, wears a nerdy plaid shirt un-tucked, broken fingernails, black rimmed glasses, awkward, slouches and doesn't make eye contact.
maybe a few more males like this. About the same description.
a female, mid-teens, snotty and obnoxious, chews gum, trendy clothes, nice legs, big earrings, blonde streaked, Fire Blaze lipstick, slouches with crossed arms, says "...like" and "...no big deal" a lot, must be good at rolling eyes.
maybe a few more females of same type, but with Honey Pink lipstick and Licking Lavender lipstick, purple or blue streaked hair, rainbow stripes knee-length socks or Steve Madden Troopa Combat Boots.
Whatever agent who can fulfill these requirements must have a large client list.
I do not fit in any requirements. Dang.
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