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"F" is for Frogs...

It's not easy being green...

Grandma!

Today we learned

About the letter

“F” is for

FROGS!

Oh, Sunshine!

I love frogs!

In the Spring time

The frogs would sing

At night.

It's night, I see a light...Go to the light

We learned

About how they hop

And about their

Long sticky tongues

That catch bugs!

SEE ME JUMP!

My brothers

Would go down

To the pond with a

Flashblight

and nets.

We learned

That frogs are

All colors and

Live all over

The world!

Then my brothers

Caught the frogs

And brought them

to the house

To kill and clean them.

Yep, he's a big fella'!

Oh, Grandma!

I love frogs

So much!

Don’t you love them,

Too?

My mother

Would fry up the frog legs

For supper.

They taste like chicken.

I don’t like chicken.