Yesterday
the temperature here in the upper desert was easily 107 degrees; It
depended what part of town one was in. It was 111 in one part, and only
97 in another. The sidewalks were empty, no one was walking a dog
or heading to the local market. It was stinking hot.
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I
went to pick up my granddaughters from school. Normally parents are
mingling and talking about stuff. The younger mothers are in their yoga
outfits, with those cool shoes that are rounded on the sole. They
weren’t yesterday; they were almost naked, and they didn’t care one darn
bit.
Normally
their little toddlers are toddling around, being so cute with drool and
bits of crackers on their faces. They weren’t yesterday. No, the
toddlers were crashed in their strollers, red-faced and miserable. At
least they had a bottle with something to drink.
I wanted to steal the bottle, but the mother was watching me closely.
There
was a silence that crackled; when it is that hot outside, I swear
everything and everyone crackled. The sidewalk was a pancake griddle;
when I walked across it to get to the lunch area shade, the heat that
rose from the griddle burned the hair off my legs. I needed to shave
them anyway. The trees crackled, or perhaps it was the leaves that were
crackling out their last bit of moisture.
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We
other miscellaneous adults were huddling under the lunch area shade.
No one spoke; we didn’t want to give up any last bit of spit to the dry
air. We all sat the same way: arms akimbo, hands on knees, legs
sprawled, head hung down. It was the sight of misery, and none of cared
one bit that we all looked like we had been dragged through sand,
rolled in a tortilla, and toasted over a hot fire.
My
face must have given the image of one who was about to pass out. I
felt that way. My cheeks were a shade of red that defies any color
description, and the rest of my face was white, pasty white like Elmo’s
glue white.
Even
the school children left their air-conditioned classroom like normal
kids, but they crackled the moment they hit the outside air. My
granddaughters were silent as we walked to the car.
‘Please,
God. Help me get to the car!’ I prayed. ‘I don’t want to pass out on
the sidewalk. They would send for an ambulance, and…wait, let me pass
out on the sidewalk after all…”
We
made it to the car, just barely. As the girls fastened the seat belts,
I got the A/C cranked up to the last number, 4. Why there isn’t a 5,
6, or 7, I don’t know.
I
had forgotten I had left my iced coffee in the car. The ice was
melted, but the diluted coffee was cool. I let the girls drink it all,
Lord love them. It wouldn’t sound good to hear in the news that a
grandmother let her granddaughters pass out from dehydration, while she
sipped on iced coffee.