To: Julian Fellowes
At: Canarven Castle
RE: Angry viewers
Dear Mr. Fellowes,
Sir, I must protest! How dare you!
The last episode of “Downton
Abbey”, Season three, was absolutely unacceptable.
While I appreciate the little happy bits you
allowed viewers throughout the two hour showing, the last five minutes were NOT
tolerable. You toss the viewers little crumbs of joy only to sweep them all away in the final minutes of the show.
Dammit, man, we below-stairs viewers deserve more than this!
Do you not think something less
catastrophic would have met the criteria of “cliff-hanger”?
I impatiently await your reply and
explanation.
Sincerely, etc. etc.
Your devoted
follower,
Susan Kane
Grandmama par
excellence
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