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The door swung open to Samuel's home, where his parents also lived. The Mommy dropped the groceries on the table and tossed Samuel into the playpen. “Be right back!” Mommy whisked out the door.
Samuel waited, listened. He had the time, the strength, and he could do this. Throwing the blue pacifier over the railing, Samuel hoisted his shwweet whittle weggies over the railing and did a practiced roll. With his hands up for balance, Samuel began the newly discovered walking power: stagger-stagger-wobble.
‘Focus, man, focus!’ The words hammered in his 14 month brain. ‘Ignore the Cheerios under the couch!”
Samuel reached the spot where he nailed Grammie with projectile vomit. She was saying, “Gwamma wuvs dose shwweeet whittle legees…” Blaaaagh, and she stopped. Good times.
Almost there, Samuel pictured the freedom: chase the kitty, taste the flowers, squish mud. Such fine adventures, and he was almost there.
The Mommy swooped through the door and knocked over Samuel. She swept him up. “Mommy wuvs dose pwessus whittle laygees…”
Samuel tried to say, “Dammit woman! Can’t you speak the King’s English?” All that came out was a cry and some spit-up. The door swung shut.
Written 2012. Chronicles of Samuel blog site.
Oh, how I love writing the unexpected.

I always loved the Samuel stories - and am grateful that I can do so from afar.
ReplyDeleteI am also grateful to hear from you. I will post a Samuel story every now and then.
DeleteSometimes, you wonder if that's what they are thinking. Makes me think of what goes through a cat's mind as well.
ReplyDeletePat Hatt has some insight there.
DeleteAlmost made it...
ReplyDeleteSo close, yet so far.
DeleteCurses, foiled again!
ReplyDeleteDang it all.
DeleteFreedom. So close, yet so far. Poor Samuel, but he'll get there eventually.
ReplyDeleteAt the least, he will have fun trying.
DeleteI sympathize with Samuel. He is trying to find someone who will speak real words to him.
ReplyDeleteMaybe someday he will have a play date with other toddlers.
DeleteYep and you know what dogs think too! LOL Yes it is interesting to try to get into a little mind. And YES I am sure you enjoy it, I enjoy reading it.
ReplyDeleteSherry & jack , with a smile...
Samuel is an entertaining character. My then teenage son created Samuel as a fun project. Samuel was a folding tv tray who was running away. We had a new video camera, he and a friend experimented with its options. So, knowing tv trays as we all do, Samuel was born.
DeleteYour Samual stories were always so enjoyable.. So how is Samual now?
ReplyDeleteSo glad!
DeleteSamuel is entering those teen years. God help us all.
I totally enjoyed this story and it pointed out the fact that most people talk baby talk to children. No wonder they have trouble forming sentences and pronouncing real words when it comes time for them to talk.
ReplyDeletethat is so correct. I know I am guilty, but quickly changed my ways.
DeleteI'm sure those sweet little leggies are a lot longer now and Mommy would have a hard time catching Samuel, unless, of course, he allowed her to. Mommies have to be humored now and then.
ReplyDeleteAlways to let them have hope now and then.
DeleteI recently told our daughter the story of her most spectacular vomiting episode. It was on the Chicago L-Train. Of course.
ReplyDeleteEither that or a plane. I would hate both.
DeleteI will give credit where credit is due. She's actually brilliant to travel with, always has been, even when she was tiny. But that day in Chicago - wow!
DeleteA few moments of freedom, at least! Back to the old drawing board, to research doors.
ReplyDeleteHe will pay attention to the mechanics of a door.
DeleteI totally enjoyed this story and it pointed out the fact that most people talk baby talk to children.
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Why, I don't know.
DeleteLOL, love it! Samuel needs a cheering section to back him up so he can succeed. :)
ReplyDeleteOh, he will find a cheering section.
DeleteThe Mommy forgot the keys in the door.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
Up to this stage, the only keys Samuel had were multi-colored plastic keys.
DeleteMore to the saga? Cannot wait!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Samuel lives on.
DeleteThat's funny. I wonder sometimes what babies and animals are thinking.
ReplyDeleteLooking into the eyes tells me that there is some thought bouncing around.
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