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Tuesday, October 10, 2023

When you're old

 

Old is when....





                                                                        every single stinkin' night





And that's all she wrote.

Saturday, October 7, 2023

Great Aunt Tilly died.

 


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The coffin of Great Aunt Tilly lay in state in the funeral home, surrounded by family, who mourned her passing.  Whispering between themselves, their depth of sorrow was on display.  

She was quite the grand personalityWell, she was one stingy b…When Tilly entered the room, who could ignore her?…she was evil, downright ev…she was the best mother

No one could say with certainty when the door creaked open and a slow dense fog rolled in along the floor.  No one could describe how the temperature fluctuated between cold and colder.

Screaming, all stampeded from the funeral home to their cars and roared away.

Andrew Jones, the undertaker, and his son Richard were speechless at first. Then Richard cleared his throat, “Well, you don’t see that every day.”


This is a post from Dec. 2015 and 2019. The underlined words come from Wednesday Words from that time.These were provided by River. The problem of using words from an old post  is that  they can be peculiar.  River-driftingthroughlife@blogspot.com, Elephant'sChild at  myjustsostory.@blogspot.com.often provide some great words.

Wednesday, October 4, 2023

Duct Tape: How we love you.

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 Duct tape, oh, glorious duct tape!

Thank you for

Saving lives. 


                                 Humble and quiet,

                            Wrapping the world with your silver power

                                            To hold it together.   

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                                        Damming water,

                                            Sealing,

                                Enclosing and healing, adhering.

                             You tear easily, yet you close tears.

                                        Gratitude and praise

WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE DUCT TAPE IS GREAT BUT NOT THAT GREAT
Yup.

We attribute and bestow to you,

Dear Duct Tape.

You are loved.

 Duct rape uses

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