
"You're the extremist, not me!"
"People like you should not have freedom of speech!"
"WHAT? Me? No, YOU should be silenced."
Far
LEFT? Far RIGHT? Fights in the street. Men in black smashing store
windows. No whites on campus this day. YOU can't speak here...YOU don't
agree with us.
Lord, help us! Will children be banned from the seesaws or swings because they are dangerous.
So tired.
What about these "crazy/far out ____" ideas? Fill the blanks in with descriptive words to describe what you think of the statement.**
A. ___ Girl Scouts with survivalist instincts who regularly steal one cookie from each box of cookies because they deserve it.
B. ___ Lutheran Women's Knitting Society who believe Catholic Women's
Knitting really suck and plan to unravel all their projects.
C. ___ Community Soccer Team for Preschoolers who kick the daylights out of the referee because he always blows the whistle.
D.
___ Baptist Church Choir who plan to defeat and possibly beat up
Methodist Church Choir in Christmas competitions because they think that
the Methodist soprano is a ringer.
E.
___ Irish Dance festival having an Irish soda bread food fight
against a Ballet school at fundraiser because they all think they are so
hoity-toity.
F.
___ Patients in care facilities who sabotage orderly coffee room
because orderlies are not solicitous enough when helping patients.
G.
___ Sports shop employees who loosen skateboard screws because
those **** kids listen to wrong kind of music and are just plain
irritating.
H. ___ librarians who remove Hemingway books from shelves because he was an alcoholic and had a promiscuous life style. They also have banned Dr. Seuss books.
" Enraged Sunday School teachers who insist children use the New American Standard Bible, NOT the King James version.:
I hope you can write something (totally weird) in the blanks.
Just how far will this go? Statues
have been toppled. Former presidents have been condemned because they
owned slaves in the 1700s. Explorers have been reviewed, revised and
censored because their discoveries led to unknown consequences.
Who or what is next?
