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Saturday, March 9, 2024

Okay. Play date. Let the games begin.

 

What does eating a sandwich tell about you?
 
Anxiety vibrated in the air as Samuel’s mother knocked on a red door.  The door was opened by an equally anxious, smiling nervously mother.   Ah.  So this is the ‘play-date’.  Interesting…

Two more mothers called out, and Samuel was dragged into the tv room where three other bewildered children sat.  Legos and action figures lay scattered around them.  An offering of some sort, obviously.

“Now, let’s have lunch!”  Someone announced, and the four children were plopped down at a child’s table in their colorful chairs.  IKEA…

Plates of sandwiches and potato chips were slid in front of each, and juice boxes (straws inserted) were set down.

Silence, long and drawn out, echoed as each child sized the other up for reference.    

So much can be learned by the way one holds a juice box, how one sucks on the deadly straw.  How the sandwich is held speaks a world of information.  Blue iced cupcakes are not meant for just eating.

By lunch’s end, it was clear:  Samuel was the Alpha, Charlie the Omega.  Clarisse—sassy deceptive girl—was a she-devil.  Buddy was easily manipulated.  The game is afoot, friends.
And then....

When the front door closed amid tears and apologies after the play-date concluded, much had happened.  The leather sofa had been stabbed to death with the plastic juice box straws.  The blood red juice stained the carpet in big drops.  The dog cowered beneath the sofa, shivering in his blue icing stripes.
 
Red White and Blue Cupcakes
 
Leather Sofas & Faux Leather Couches - IKEA
 
This is from 2012 from Samuel Chronicles.  

 

23 comments:

  1. Love this, Susan! Samuel is the classic "terror." :)

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    1. He is at the beginning of being the child terrorism.

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  2. Children show their personalities so early in life that one wonders why parents and teachers think they can change them at all, make this one more outgoing, that one more conscientious. What an exercise in futility!

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  3. And a good time was had by all. I love to watch children at plau.

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  4. Play dates. Fun but stressful for all, too. This captured some of the atmosphere. Alana ramblinwitham.blogspot.com

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  5. We always enjoy the visit and also the side bar. Trying to catch up. Sending the best and hopihng you are doing well.......

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    1. I hope you and Sherry are okay. Keep healthy and safe. God is all around and in you.

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  6. I felt like I was there watching the entire thing.

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  7. They put four of them together? They were just asking for trouble.

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    1. First time parents. They did not know any better.

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    1. What? You have never smeared blue icing on a pet? It does not wash out easily.

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  9. This was a recipe for disaster! Poor puppers! However, when I was little I always wanted blue hair like some of the ladies at church. The couch would have had me in tears!

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    1. Many old parishioners in my time always had their hair touched up on Friday to be ready for Sunday. Blue/purple.

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  10. Sometimes all you can do is try to minimize the damage.

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    1. I am certain the moms will rethink the next play date.

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