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| What does eating a sandwich tell about you? |
Anxiety
vibrated in the air as Samuel’s mother knocked on a red door. The door
was opened by an equally anxious, smiling nervously mother. Ah. So this is the ‘play-date’. Interesting…
Two
more mothers called out, and Samuel was dragged into the tv room where
three other bewildered children sat. Legos and action figures lay
scattered around them. An offering of some sort, obviously.
“Now,
let’s have lunch!” Someone announced, and the four children were
plopped down at a child’s table in their colorful chairs. IKEA…
Plates of sandwiches and potato chips were slid in front of each, and juice boxes (straws inserted) were set down.
Silence, long and drawn out, echoed as each child sized the other up for reference.
So
much can be learned by the way one holds a juice box, how one sucks on
the deadly straw. How the sandwich is held speaks a world of
information. Blue iced cupcakes are not meant for just eating.
By
lunch’s end, it was clear: Samuel was the Alpha, Charlie the Omega.
Clarisse—sassy deceptive girl—was a she-devil. Buddy was easily
manipulated. The game is afoot, friends.
And then....
When
the front door closed amid tears and apologies after the play-date
concluded, much had happened. The leather sofa had been stabbed to
death with the plastic juice box straws. The blood red juice stained
the carpet in big drops. The dog cowered beneath the sofa, shivering in
his blue icing stripes.
This is from 2012 from Samuel Chronicles.

Love this, Susan! Samuel is the classic "terror." :)
ReplyDeleteHe is at the beginning of being the child terrorism.
DeleteChildren show their personalities so early in life that one wonders why parents and teachers think they can change them at all, make this one more outgoing, that one more conscientious. What an exercise in futility!
ReplyDeleteChange, no they won't. Modify, maybe?
DeleteAnd a good time was had by all. I love to watch children at plau.
ReplyDeletePlay dates. Fun but stressful for all, too. This captured some of the atmosphere. Alana ramblinwitham.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteGlad you can identify with the event.
DeleteWe always enjoy the visit and also the side bar. Trying to catch up. Sending the best and hopihng you are doing well.......
ReplyDeleteI hope you and Sherry are okay. Keep healthy and safe. God is all around and in you.
DeleteI felt like I was there watching the entire thing.
ReplyDeletePerhaps the child within us is cheering?
DeleteThey put four of them together? They were just asking for trouble.
ReplyDeleteFirst time parents. They did not know any better.
DeleteThat sounds like a nightmare...
ReplyDeleteIt would be like a preschool riot.
DeleteStriping the dog? Nah....
ReplyDeleteWhat? You have never smeared blue icing on a pet? It does not wash out easily.
DeleteThis was a recipe for disaster! Poor puppers! However, when I was little I always wanted blue hair like some of the ladies at church. The couch would have had me in tears!
ReplyDeleteMany old parishioners in my time always had their hair touched up on Friday to be ready for Sunday. Blue/purple.
DeleteTrue to form:)
ReplyDeletePreschoolers are creative little guys.
DeleteSometimes all you can do is try to minimize the damage.
ReplyDeleteI am certain the moms will rethink the next play date.
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