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Why wasn’t a Galaxy Quest 2 produced? For those who enjoy bad effects and humor from
actors who are forced to attend SyFy events in the roles they held fifteen
years ago, we mourn decisions made preventing #2 film.
IF
there were a Galaxy Quest 2, Cast would have aged appropriately and plot would
have moved forward.
Narcissistic Crewman #6, Guy Fleegman (played by Sam
Rockwell) would bring along his daughter, Crewman #6A (??actress—no idea). She would be aboard to redeem her father’s
various character flaws. 6A would roll
her eyes, with hands on hips, and remark, “Let’s get this b….ch!”
She would take the first shot, roll and roll, and rip
her shirt, revealing a flashy bra.
Gwen Demarco (Sigourney Weaver) would adjust her body
Spanix, trying not to limp. Her last knee surgery didn’t go well. Body double,
get in here.
Normally Jason Nesbit (Tim Allen) would have rolled and
rolled, tearing his shirt to reveal six pack abs. Instead Jason would adjust his man girdle,
pop open a Diet Pepsi, and call, “Hey, body double in!”
Only Fred Kwan (Tony Shalhoub) held onto himself—his youth
and humor, no aches at all. “Fiery Doritos!
You tried these yet?”
Tommy Webber (Daryl Mitchel) has moved onto “NCIS: New
Orleans”, returning RSVP with regrets.
Sadly, Alexander Dane (Alan Rickman) is unable to
participate, and he is missed. He was a versatile actor, a talented man. These are scenes that focus on him.
Basically plot and script would be a repeat with
changes, older cast, better effects, and unique humor that was so endearing.
That would just fine with me.
