Liam's grandfather had told him stories of life in Ireland, how farmers and their harnessed draft horses plowed land and brought in harvest. These images were so compelling that one day, Liam and wife Betty headed to the 'auld country themselves.
Liam
had rented a traditional traveler caravan, and plodded out onto the
dirt roads, being pulled by a harnessed draft horse, named Billy. Sean
and Dermot, owners of Caravan Travels, watched them leave, whispering, They'll be stuck in mud before the day's out.
First few miles, Liam and Betty were filled with energy, singing every Irish song they knew, which were many. Over the hours, as energy seemed to drop and sag, they decided that left lane at the fork looked more promising and shorter to the pit stop where other renters would gather and sing more Irish songs.
Mud grabbed their wheels which locked the caravan stock still, while Billy quite happily grazed at lush green grass. Betty began to weep and Liam was dismayed, feeling betrayed by his grandfather's stories.
Then, a fine old black and white tractor came chugging and howling to this miserable couple, followed by Sean in a Ford 150, who fixed the problem right and proper, pulling them out of mud, with a loud SUCK.
Back at Caravan Travels, Liam doled over more pounds to rent a mobile trailer, hooked on the trailer hitch of his rental car, and drove off in a bright red shade of embarrassment.
Tourists. Dreamers.
First few miles, Liam and Betty were filled with energy, singing every Irish song they knew, which were many. Over the hours, as energy seemed to drop and sag, they decided that left lane at the fork looked more promising and shorter to the pit stop where other renters would gather and sing more Irish songs.
Mud grabbed their wheels which locked the caravan stock still, while Billy quite happily grazed at lush green grass. Betty began to weep and Liam was dismayed, feeling betrayed by his grandfather's stories.
Then, a fine old black and white tractor came chugging and howling to this miserable couple, followed by Sean in a Ford 150, who fixed the problem right and proper, pulling them out of mud, with a loud SUCK.
Back at Caravan Travels, Liam doled over more pounds to rent a mobile trailer, hooked on the trailer hitch of his rental car, and drove off in a bright red shade of embarrassment.
Tourists. Dreamers.
We are contemplating a journey to Ireland. No traveler caravan, just something safe.
This was a post from August 2015. The last we had been to Ireland is 1998. We intend to take a bus tour around Ireland, hopefully we'll have some time to walk about.
Funny story. A bit sad and a bit naive. If you go to Ireland I hope you take a lot of pictures and share them with us.
ReplyDeleteI hope that trip happens. We are looking into a bus trip, and they are aplenty.
DeleteWhy would someone do the old pulled carriage? If you go to Ireland, you should see the Ireland of today. Or is that just me? Am I the only one who likes to go where there are modern conveniences?
ReplyDeleteThe caravans are part of the history, and good ol' Liam had some man's idea of fun.
DeleteThere's something to be said for paying for a ride in the caravan for a while, driven by someone with experience, but sticking to what you know when it comes to doing your own driving.
ReplyDeleteI hope you get to go and have a lovely time.
Absolutely! Our lst daughter and husband took their girls there. Brian is a great driver. Having driven in Ireland myself, I know that if I can drive in Ireland, I can drive anywhere.
DeleteI hope you get to Ireland and have a great adventure...you can sing all the Irish tunes too if the fellow bus riders don't mind!
ReplyDeleteThey will join in. Or else.
DeleteA Gypsy wagon! But never take the short cut!
ReplyDeleteNote to self: never take shortcuts if you don't know where you should go.
DeleteMy ancestors left Ireland long ago. I figure they knew something I didn't so I'm honoring their decision by not going back.
ReplyDeleteYou will be cursed forever.
DeleteI've always wanted to go to Ireland ...
ReplyDeleteI hope you may get there.
All the best Jan