Monday, March 1, 2021

The Need for Spell Check, as relayed by unknown postulant

     

                                                               
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. 

So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says. "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. "We missed the 'R' ! We missed the 'R'."

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old abbot. "What's wrong, Father?"

With a choking voice, the old abbot replies. "The word was... CELEBRATE!”

**This means no disrespect to Catholics or any doctrines.** 







20 comments:

  1. Oh this is hilarious, I had no idea where this was going , wow, what a finish! 👍❤️

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  2. Hi Susan - I cannot help but laugh very loudly ... such fun - thanks for posting up for us ... a great start to March! Cheers Hilary

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  3. This is one of my favorite jokes.

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  4. Big, big smiles. I hope you are healing well.

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  5. Okay we did laugh, THANKS for a good belly laugh. Sending love from down here. Hope you have a wonderful day to Celebrate!
    Sherry & jack sending hugs from a dreary rainy day here.

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  6. BWA-HA-HA!!! How I wish THAT one was a true story! I have a few FB acquaintances that might find that a bit funny- or not...

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  7. Hahahahahahaha :)
    Many thanks for the laughs.
    This was a good one.

    Happy March Wishes.

    All the best Jan

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  8. Heeheehee! Thanks, i needed that.

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  9. An oldie, but still very funny.

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  10. That is hilarious! Great payoff!

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  11. I heard this before and it never gets old 😺

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  12. Sorry I missed this. It is truly hilarious and worth checking to see what I have missed.

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Go ahead...it won' t hurt...I'd love to hear what you think!