.Grandma with a Grandmother's Garden quilt This is not an easy pattern!
Wilma Kindling stabbed at the new
quilt she was making for her grand-niece Jessica. Wilma was steaming as muttered with each
stitch.
“This is her eighth
child in nine years! What does that jerk Jimmy think…” she grew silent
as she quilted. Jessica was having
babies at a frenetic pace and
Wilma simply had put an end to this.
Wilma was momentarily
stunned as a cunning plot
came to her. The solution was clearly visible. “Jimmy needs to have a vasectomy!” It would not be
difficult to arrange. Not difficult at
all.
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Wilma and her
friendly veterinarian Dr. Fred met every Thursday night for some wine,
cheese, and wild sex. He hated Jimmy
as much as she did, as Jimmy always showed up every Thursday night just as the
wine was being polished off.
Dr. Fred could bring
some anesthesia and supplies he uses to neuter pets, only they would give Jimmy the “Ol’ Snip
Snip”* instead.
Wilma would help with
the stitching (she was good at that) and be clapping after the
surgery was complete. She and Dr. Fred
would then drive the drugged Jimmy home and drop him off at his doorstep.
Such a simple plan!
Wilma was eager for Thursday. She
picked up the phone to call Dr. Fred.
*My
farmer father called the human sterilization process "the ol'
snip-snip". Removing animal testicles was simply called castration.
Just so you know.
Many thanks to Delores who created the Wednesday Words back in 2010? I don't know if I posted this back in 2015....
Many thanks to Delores who created the Wednesday Words back in 2010? I don't know if I posted this back in 2015....
