
The door swung open to Samuel's home, where his parents also lived. The
Mommy dropped the groceries on the table and tossed Samuel into the
playpen. “Be right back!” Mommy whisked out the door.
Samuel waited, listened. He had the time, the strength, and he could do
this.
Throwing the blue pacifier over the railing, Samuel hoisted his shwweet whittle laygees over the railing and did a practiced roll. With his hands up for balance, Samuel began the newly discovered walking power: stagger-stagger-wobble.
‘Focus, man, focus!’ The words hammered in his 14 month brain. ‘Ignore the Cheerios under the couch!”
Samuel reached the spot where he nailed Grammie with projectile vomit.
She was saying, “Gwamma wuvs dose shwweeet whittle legees…” Blaaaagh,
and she was stopped. Good times.
Almost there, Samuel pictured the freedom: chase the kitty, taste the
flowers, squish mud. Such fine adventures, and he was almost there.
The Mommy swooped through the door and knocked over Samuel. She swept him up. “Mommy wuvs dose pwessus whittle laygees…”
Samuel tried to say, “Dammit woman! Can’t you speak the King’s English?” All that came out was a cry and some spit-up. The door swung shut.
Written 2012. Chronicles of Samuel blog site.
Oh, how I love writing the unexpected.

