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Amazon Prime has been created by a woman, I am
certain. I can see her standing at her
front door, tapping her foot and saying, “Dammit! Christmas is in two days! I ordered this gift from Amazon ten days ago,
and where is it? Where is it!!”
This woman has a doctorate in electrical engineering and
computer design. She has written multiple programs, successful programs used by
Apple, Microsoft, and all the big places.
She has written and designed for military and government. She even had lunch with Walter O'Brien.
Where
is this gift, she wonders, as she grits her teeth.
This woman slams the door, and retreats into her
immaculate home office, organized down to the very pencils on her desk which
are sharpened and lined up line little soldiers.
She creates Amazon Prime.
Maybe, but this is from my mind.
I am waiting for a “Janome Hello Kitty Sewing Machine”.
I already have a monster Janome, weighs a good twenty-five pounds. But taking it to my quilt club is nigh
impossible, thus I have ordered this heavy duty but lighter weight Janome.
Tracking my sewing machine reads like this:
Tuesday. 3/21, 10 pm,
package leaves seller facility, is in transit to carrier (FedEx).
Wednesday, 3/22, 5:34 am,
package received by FedEx, in Rockford, IL. US
Wednesday, 3/22, 6:45 am,
package has left FedEx from Rockford, IL. US
Wednesday, 3/22, 11:42 am,
package arrives at FedEx in Des Moines, IA, US
Wednesday, 3/22, 2:41 pm,
package has left FedEx in Des Moines, IA, US
Wednesday, 3/22 4:10 pm,
package arrives at FedEx in Ontario, CA, US
Wednesday, 3/22, 6:22 pm,
package is received by FedEx Ontario, CA, US (?)
Wednesday, 3/22, 9:23 pm,
package has left FedEx in Ontario, CA, US
Wednesday, 3/22, 10:11 pm,
package arrives at FedEx in Romoland, CA, US
Thursday, 3/23, 4:25 am,
package goes out for delivery to Murrieta, CA, US, scheduled for delivery Thursday,
4:14 pm.
Well done, creator of Amazon Prime. Well done, FedEx.
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