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A dull day, that is what this is,dull gray. Samuel
thought as he looked up from a coloring project to The Mother. She was making a cake for Nana, who was
moving in with them.
Grammy had moved in
with Aunt Tammy Whammy when she decided she was ‘out of her depth’ with
Samuel. Out of her depth? Samuel
smiled at the words. The old lady was drowning in the
deep-end. He continued working on a “Welcome,
Nana!” sign. The mother had written the
words, although Samuel believed he could have conveyed the message better with
his fiery bombs and flaming people. Oh, well, whatever.
The mother had just
poured the batter into the 8 ½ x 11 pan when the doorbell rang. Jehovah
Witnesses or young Mormon men? She would
prefer the young Mormons. When she
didn’t return right away, Samuel nodded.
The men. Well, then.
Samuel climbed down
from his chair and ran to the opposite side of the table to peer into the cake
better. Oh, Fun-Fetti. This is perfect.
Thinking on the fly
was one of his many gifts. Scooping up
some bits of broken crayons, Samuel carefully placed and pushed them into the
cake. Maybe a few more on this side? After effectively burying the crayon shreds,
Samuel returned to the sign, innocent by all accounts.
The Mother returned to
the table, smiling and blushing. Nothing like religion to make one happy. She placed the cake into the preheated oven,
and cleaned up the kitchen, humming happily.
Every now and then, she gave Samuel a nervous smile.
Samuel returned her
smile. “You okay there, Buddy? Wanta play a video game?” Okay? I am juuuust fine.
The timer rang and
The Mother carefully removed the cake from the oven and placed it on the high
counter. Leaving the oven door open just
enough to let the oven cool, The Mother ran to the bathroom. The bathroom door closed.
Oh, woman.
Do you even think about the
possibilities? Samuel peered at the partially open door, and
silently lowered it down. Still hot, but
not dangerous. Grabbing some broken
crayons, Samuel tossed them onto the oven shelves and bottom. Oh, how
lovely. Samuel watched at the
colored pieces spread out and pool in rainbow glory. Silently Samuel closed the oven door, knowing
The Mother would never notice.
The Mother returned. “Nap time, young man. For you and me both.”
Samuel acquiesced,
holding her hand lovingly. The Mother
was confused, but accepted this new step in Samuel’s life: possible obedience.
In his room, Samuel
listened for new sounds.
When the front door slammed and happy voices sounded, he knew Nana had
arrived. He listened as Nana spoke about
the big roast she had ready to cook. The oven will be heated up next. He felt a tickle of anticipation.
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The smell of scorched
crayon filled the house. Oh, glory!


I am not playing in the blogosphere at the moment but am oh so glad I stole some time to do so this morning. If I have an inner child, I do hope that it is Samuel. (I also hope I have an effective inner nanny.)
ReplyDeleteThank you for loud smiles to start my day.
Writing this stirred up a sweet tooth longing for a cupcake. And, I am betting that your inner child is most definitely a version of Samuel.
DeleteSusan....I have this chilling feeling that Samuel is a reflection of your own childhood. Your poor Momma!
ReplyDeleteI was the most obedient child. My three brothers provided me with all sorts of action and ideas. Since I ran the slowest, I was most quickly caught.
DeleteI'm on the same track as Delores. Your brain is just too active.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I am finally living out my childhood.
DeleteWonderful, insightful as ever, Susan!
ReplyDeleteHaving spent more than 4 decades in the company of children has given me the insight. Children have vivid imaginations.
Deletehaha well he's using his imagination, that is for sure.
ReplyDeleteIf he makes it to adulthood as a well-adjusted human, Samuel will make a fortune.
DeleteYes, I agree with Delores; if your imagination at this age is any indication of what you schemed up and carried out as a child, your poor Momma! Love the "oh, No!!!!!" I heard come out my mouth while reading .
ReplyDeleteSo very true. There are so many ideas and words that get edited before they can be carried out. Having Samuel has opened that locked door.
DeleteSamuel is a force to be reckoned with---creative little genius!
ReplyDeleteSamuel certainly is brilliant. Wonder what he will do with all that creativity??
DeleteYikes! Samuel needs constant supervision or he is apt to do terrible, but colorful, damage.
ReplyDeleteShannon at The Warrior Muse
Nana is his nemesis, but also his equal. The battle will rage.
DeleteThere's a possibility that a creative genius is hidden somewhere in there... waiting to reach full potential... or am I delusional?
ReplyDeleteOh, it is there and will reach fruition, someday.
Deletei absolutely loved this--i could smell it see it and feel it and imagine it as a tv show!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat an idea!
DeleteI'm just sad that no one got to eat the cake. Well, at least it wasn't chocolate! Cute story Susan! Julie
ReplyDeleteWriting the story made me soooo hungry for cake. Didn't get any, but would have devoured the pastry had it been available!
DeleteOh my and for some reason the thought of burnt crayon reminds me of my ex-wife's attempt at cooking. Or maybe she was trying to tell me something...
ReplyDeleteSamuel and Susan, colourful imaginations, me thinks :)
Gary
Scorched crayon smell is distinctive...she was that bad as a cook? Man. Good thing she is an ex.
DeleteAh, the smell of scorched crayons. If I had a nickel..........
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do, Rich!??
DeleteThat was hilarious. You crawled right in that boy's mind. I remember those days myself.
ReplyDeleteLee
A Faraway View
Thanks, Arlee. I'd like to know about your adventures...were you a "Samuel" yourself?
DeleteSusan, don't know if I replied before about the book, undertake most of my blogging at midnight and not always a good idea! I'm hoping to have the book out some time in the autumn, and at the same time have a children's sequel published in the spring.
ReplyDeleteSo glad to hear it!
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