Radio Host: Okay, you’re on live. How can Dr. Love help you?
Male voice: Okay…I wrote this girl a letter…I gave it to
the postman and he put it in his sack…
Dr. Love: So he put the letter in his sack, and…?
Male voice: (sobs)
Bright and early next morning, he brought the letter back…
Dr. Love: So, the letter was returned?
Male voice:
…she wrote upon
it: Return to sender, address unknown…
Dr. Love: You had a quarrel? A lover’s spat?
Male voice: I wrote “I’m
sorry!” But my letter keeps coming back…(indistinct nose blowing).
Dr. Love: So, the letter was returned....What did you do next?
Male Voice: So then I dropped
it in the mailbox, sent it special D (delivery)…
Dr. Love: And the next morning…?
Male voice: It came right back to me…RETURN TO SENDER…
Dr. Love: Same thing?
Address unknown?
Male voice: ...and, ‘No
such person…No such zone’! (soft crying)
Dr. Love: What the heck?
What’ll you do next?
Male voice: This time,
I’m gonna take it myself!
Dr. Love: And put it right in her hand? Isn’t that stalking? I mean, really?
Male voice: …if it
comes back the very next day, then I’ll understand the writing on it…
Dr. Love: I think that is best. Take a hint. Move on, buddy. Move on...Next Caller, line 2...something about "Your Cheatin' Heart" you're saying?...
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Ah the young trim Elvis....what a hunk.
ReplyDeleteSometimes it can be so hard to let go. I remember feeling this way when things weren't working out with Cade after Zeke died. What a tough feeling.
ReplyDeleteYes, a hunk. I second that comment. Also, this post REALLY made my morning :)) Stopping by from aleasa.net in the A to Z challenge!
ReplyDeleteSometimes the best thing to do is move the heck on.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Pat here- moving on is the only way.
ReplyDeleteHow sad. Unrequited love is a terrible thing. But there's someone else out there who deserves them more!
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Sometimes it's hard to let go but sometimes it is the best thing to do.
ReplyDeleteYou are so entertaining. :)
ReplyDeleteand so was that gorgeous Elvis!
ReplyDeleteSusan
ReplyDeleteA delightfully entertaining post. Geez, I kinda forgot how good looking the young Elvis was. He had it all.
That was fun! thank for the good read!
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Definitely slow to take a hint...
ReplyDeleteHilarious! It really reads like a radio show, it was only when I scrolled down and saw Elvis that I realised there's a song text in there... Well done!
ReplyDelete(visiting from A to Z, http://galeriaredelius.wordpress.com/)
A wonderful post without a doubt. Glad to discover your blog. Looking forward to more!!
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ReplyDeleteFirst Frank and then Elvis? Kinda makes you wonder why everyone is so crazy about the Bieber! Double the fun Susan!
ReplyDeleteJulie
These posts are really clever - certainly brighten up my day! Well done! ;-)
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