Monday, July 2, 2012

Romance on the High Seas

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Some weeks had passed since the aborted proposal Winthrop attempted in the yellow plane.  Given the circumstances with Florence up-chucking and all, he knew he needed a new venue.

Win arranged for a boat and iced champagne with his Uncle Freddie.  As Win escorted a giggling Florence to the dock, he was sure this was a good idea.

They motored out a hundred feet, with Florence gazing at Winthrop in absolute adoration.  The sweat was dripping down his pale face as he resolutely stared out to the horizon; somehow Florence sensed that a special moment was upon her.
Cutting the engine just as the sun edged toward setting, Winthrop gazed into Florence’s eyes.  Her smile was all he saw before he spewed straight into her face---blaaagh.

Reference the following link:  The Yellow Plane

17 comments:

  1. Well, there goes the romance for today. Poor guy. He doesn't stand a chance.

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    1. Who can say what will happen in this romance?

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  2. What is it about puke that is always so funny (unless it's yours or you have to clean it up)?

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    1. I do not know. Somehow when you mix vomit with romance, it comes out funny. Why?

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  3. Dear Susan, I laughed out loud! Oh, human folly! Peace.

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    1. Glad to entertain, even at Winthrop's expense!

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    1. It goes both ways, doesn't it. Will their love survive?

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  5. LMAO ummm ewww is all I have to say, not a good idea after all.

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    1. Some people just have to do things over the top...wouldn't a simple walk in the park suffice?!

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  6. Ha ha! That's hilarious! What a way to ruin a beautiful moment :)

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    1. Some people are talented that way, I guess.

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  7. Hi Susan, wondered if you would kindly feature my ebook free promotion giveaway, two children's books on your blog? for the 6th to 9th and the 12th to the 13th July please? Don't worry if that is a problem. Kind regards, Carole.

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    1. Will be delighted to do so! Will contact you.

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  8. Oh no! I didn't expect that!! Yuck!! :) But funny!

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    1. No one expects projectile vomit, unless they have children.

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Go ahead...it won' t hurt...I'd love to hear what you think!