|Delores at myfeatherednest|
Flying in this yellow box with wings and engine, Florence clutched her new Coach handbag. It cost her $600, and dammit, she deserved it.
When her fiance, Winthrop, decided to take her up in his brother's plane, Florence hesitated. James was an excellent pilot, she had been told.
After a spectacular loop and bank, Winthrop turned to her with a giant diamond ring in hand, "Will you marry me, Flo?"
Florence looked at him in a daze. She opened her $600 Coach handbag. "Blaaah!" and she threw up.