Your letter pulled me from a pit of despair. If ever there were awards for "Surviving Multiple Plethora of Childhood Illnesses", I would be inducted into the Hall of Matriarchal Fame.
The triplets have developed a chain of cursed plagues: Influenza, chicken pox (despite the vaccine), strep throat, ear infections, and worms (?).
Is this God's thunderbolt of retribution for swearing during Mass? Loudly swearing at Clarisse-the-She-Devil, the mistress of of insubordination?
As you know, my house was never a museum, but now a City Inspector would cover the house with "Condemned" yellow tape.
Must go. Alex-the-Spontaneous is vomiting on the cat. Christopher-the-Wild-Child is smearing the vomit on the bathroom mirror.
Delores is awesome and such a joy!