Wednesday, March 11, 2015

St. Patrick and Gravity

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I don't drink...


To have “Casual Friday” coincide with St. Patrick’s Day gave Sean real joy.  He had some nice new khaki shorts, new shamrock socks, a new authentic tee shirt, and some old green shamrock underwear he'd had for years. 

tees made as you want

Sean was decked out and ready to go, ready to work, ready to present a power point to some higher-ups…just plain ready.

He didn’t notice any problem until break when the underwear started creeping down.  Sean hiked them up and cursed that he had not thought to wear a belt.

Ten minutes later the damn underwear was creeping even lower, almost to the hem of the khakis.  Sticking his hands into the pockets and grabbing them seemed the most effective thing he could do.

But walking around with hands-in-pockets had some draw backs.  Now having to grip the underwear seemed obscene.  Thankfully, power point time came and the lights went out.

Even so, while he nervously spoke, the underwear gave in to gravity, sagging until each leg sported a curtain effect of shamrock undies.  Only the crotch had any hold on them.


End of power point, still dark, had Sean racing to the men’s room where he stripped off the blasted things.  Time to go commando.   

22 comments:

  1. LOL that closing line made me literally laugh out loud.

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  2. lol nothing wrong with going commando, especially after that aggravation.

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  3. What a sport, well at least he tried. Sometimes the best made plans go awry, lol.

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  4. Yeah, that would be the only solution...

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    1. Seemed to him. Then he left hurriedly.

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  5. Commando definitely beats hitching up underwear constantly.

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    1. People would enventually figure out the problem.

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  6. He needs to practise International Margaret day. According to Murr Brewster, at her site, Margaret's Day, on December 13th, is when you examine the underwear drawer and toss any that don't make the grade. and replace them with new.

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    1. What an excellent idea! I will put it on my calendar!

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    1. Interestingly enough, it is pretty much true.

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