Jane Anne's position was one of quality control, where she had to determine if the undrinkable mouthwash was acceptable. To do this, Jane Anne was required to gargle copious amounts of this product to determine if it met optimum standards. The 25% alcohol content was a negligible consequence.
At the end of Jane Anne's first week, she collapsed, dead before she hit the floor. Mouth wash covered her.
Coroners determined Jane Anne died from alcohol poisoning. CEO Mark Smith swore, shouting to Fred Kline, "This is the 3rd one this year!"
Kline suggested second woman in line to take over Jane Anne's job. Smith agreed and called personnel to send up Fannie Schimmel.
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