|I didn't do it.|
Day 1---I Can Do This! Got enough food and wine to last a month.
Day 2---Opening my eighth bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.
Day 3---Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew??
Day 4---8:00 PM. Removed my day pajamas and put on my night pajamas.
Day 5---Today I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jell-O shots!
Day 6---I get to take the garbage out. I am SO excited. I can't decide what to wear.
Day 7---Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8---Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9---I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.
Day 10---Struck an conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He's a web designer.
Day 11---Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, "What the hell do you want now?"
Day 12---I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I swear I barked at a squirrel. He laughed.
Day 13---If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidently touch your face.
Day 14---Watched the birds fight over random bird seeds. The Cardinals led the Blue Jays, 3-1.
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