|Run! Run like the wind!|
What is it about writing and directing on TV and movies that show absolute stupidity? The other evidence of missing intelligence is that it repeats itself, just with different words, throughout the rest of the show.
"Let's split up, so we can cover more area." This is a pure sign of disaster. In a haunted house where blood runs down walls? In a cemetery known for flesh-eating inhuman monsters? In an alligator infested forest where bikini-clad teen females bounce around? (The alligators have been genetically modified which causes 4X growth and longer legs.)
"You're going to be fine! You'll be okay!" This is being said to a cognizant dying person who is bleeding buckets out within his line of sight. This is being said to some other person whose guts are being held by his rescuer.
"Don't touch that button, whatever you do, don't touch that button! Certainly, destruction looms. There will be explosions or maybe open the gates of hell to release damned souls. Why can't these people just follow directions?
|Don't touch that button!|
"Run! Go get help! We'll hold them off!" This directive is give to the weakest, least athletic person in the group. He/she takes off, running down the center of the road while a howling monster on a flaming motorcycle chases him/her.
I know all this because my husband watches these shows and movies while I write. My comments: Really?? You have to watch this again?! Headphones are wonderful inventions.