Thursday, May 28, 2020

What the hell do you want now?


Prison Privatization Bill Locked Up By House Inaction – Michigan ...
I didn't do it.

Day 1---I Can Do This! Got enough food and wine to last a month.

Day 2---Opening my eighth bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.

Day 3---Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew??

Day 4---8:00 PM. Removed my day pajamas and put on my night pajamas.

Day 5---Today I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jell-O shots!

Day 6---I get to take the garbage out. I am SO excited. I can't decide what to wear.

Day 7---Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!

Day 8---Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

Day 9---I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.

Day 10---Struck an conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He's a web designer.

Day 11---Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, "What the hell do you want now?"

Day 12---I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I swear I barked at a squirrel. He laughed.

Day 13---If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidently touch your face.

Day 14---Watched the birds fight over random bird seeds. The Cardinals led the Blue Jays, 3-1.

Day 15---Repeat.

Written by some clever people. 

49 comments:

  1. If we can still laugh we are okay. Great laugh here.

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    1. We took a lemon blueberry bundt cake to our daughter's family. Oldest gr-daughter made it here. Fun time.

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  2. Barking at squirrels, eh? Hahahahaha!

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  3. Smiling.
    And hoping I never resort to counting strawberry pips. I am sure I would lose count. And have to start again. And again.

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    1. Do you have any other thing to do? I am with you, just eat them.

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  4. I said it already, going to the dump (disposal place) is the highlight of my week!

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    1. Heh, heh! Going to Albertson's or State Brothers is our cheap date.

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  5. Six really tickled me. I don't dress up but it does give me a feeling of accomplishment. Sigh.

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    1. Going outside to get the newspaper? I put regular clothes on for that one. Nice jeans and all.

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  6. It is brilliant! I laughed all the way through!

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    1. Whoever Greg and Linda Abbot are, they cannot realize the joy this has given.

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  7. Keep smiling. It keeps us sane.

    God bless, Susan.

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  8. What day are we on now? Too funny.

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    1. I have to check. I hash mark a large desk type calendar on dining room table, and we always check it. We always look forward to squares that have Sam's Club.

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  9. LOL. web designer cracked me up :)

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    1. Spiders are brilliant. Not always appreciated, tho.

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  10. Sooooo cute! I can't pick a favorite, but I'm leaning towards the bar hop. :)

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    1. #11 is my favorite. Hope you all provide the good stuff.

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  11. I've taught my refrigerator to keep quiet or I'll punch out its light...

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    1. Hehehehe...Let me know what the fridge thinks about that.

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  12. You had me laughing so hard because this has been pretty much all our lives lately. If we don’t find humor in some things that are going on, we will go insane - or is that day 16.

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  13. Several of these are going around as memes, and they are certainly very, very clever!

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  14. I snorted merlot out my nose. What a scream!

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  15. This is great -- thanks for sharing it!

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    1. This was so clever, lucky that I discovered it







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  16. I had to get over here, but I m late. Sherry was giggling, laughing saying you gotta read this....
    Yes it was funny and very good.
    And yep, I did some smiling BIG my own self.
    Sherry & jack Stay safe (don't touch your face!)

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  17. Heh, heh! The new restaurant called The Kitchen might be re-zoned as a bar!

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  18. I can identify with a few of those! I especially like Day 8. The outside world is now a sort of forbidden territory that I sneak into when nobody else is looking.

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    1. HEhe...I sneak into when nobody else is looking! Excellent..

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  19. haha

    web designer haha

    this sounds familiar ,you did great job lol
    hilarious dear Susan :)

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    1. I am gradually checking off the ones that mean something to me.

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  20. I tried to make hand sanitizer too. The top kept clogging. When we looked inside the bottle, it looked like a big ball of snot. lol

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  21. Great way to start the day with a smile. Take care.

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  22. I've done most of those. Any more suggestions?

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    1. Cower in a dark corner and sob? Buy massive amounts of dark chocolate?

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  23. Some of these are so true. The others are so true, but none of us want to admit to them. I am so thankful that I have a back yard and the weather has finally moderated. And, on a serious note, so thankful I was able to work from home. It helped a lot with my sanity. Alana ramblinwitham.blogspot.com

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Go ahead...it won' t hurt...I'd love to hear what you think!