|Dick Clark, a legend in radio and TV|
Radio Host: Okay, you’re on live. Let's speak to ...I don't know who he is, but here he is...Mr. Memphis. Take it away, Dr. Love.
Mr. Memphis: Okay…I wrote this girl a letter…I gave it to the postman and he put it in his sack…
Dr. Love: So he put the letter in his sack, and…?
Mr Memphis: (sobs) Bright and early next morning, he brought the letter back…
Dr. Love: So, the letter was returned?
Mr. Memphis: …she wrote upon it: Return to sender, address unknown…(quiet sniffling)
Dr. Love: You had a quarrel? A lover’s spat?
Mr. Memphis: I wrote “I’m sorry!” But my letter keeps coming back…(indistinct nose blowing).
Dr. Love: So, the letter was returned....What did you do next?
Mr. Memphis: So then I dropped it in the mailbox, sent it special D (delivery)…
Dr. Love: And the next morning…?
Mr. Memphis: It came right back to me…RETURN TO SENDER…
Dr. Love: Same thing? Address unknown?
Mr. Memphis ...and, ‘No such person…No such zone’! (soft crying)
Dr. Love: What the heck? What’ll you do next?
Mr. Memphis: This time, I’m gonna take it myself! (determined voice)
Dr. Love: And put it right in her hand? Isn’t that stalking? I mean, really?
Mr. Memphis: …if it comes back the very next day, then I’ll understand the writing on it…
Dr. Love: I think that's best. Take a hint. Move on, buddy. Move on...Next Caller, line 2...something about "Your Cheatin' Heart" you're saying?...
This is a re-post from 2013. You can't go wrong with Elvis Presley.