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McDonald's Breakfast Burrito |
My husband of 39+ years and I have had this running ‘battle’. One thing you need to know is that he loves fast food while I am not one who randomly eats empty calories or fat-laden burgers. Another thing you need to know is that John loves to eat this fast food in the car while he is driving.
Oh, the Big Macs, Famous Stars, and Jumbo Jacks that he has eaten (not always successfully) while trying to drive. While he does this, I am simmering in the passenger seat, sometimes steering the car while he stuffs those special sauce burgers into his mouth.
And, no, he would not let me drive while he ate. You don’t want me go into that direction.
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Famous Star |
I’ll eat my dang burrito—
Don’t care if it might drip.
Oh, sure, the thing is messy,
But I’m over fifty-six.
Chorus:
Eat my burrito-oh- oh…
And pour salsa down the side!
Eat my burrito-oh-oh…
And let that salsa slide.
I’ll eat that hot burrito
‘Cause McDonald’s made it hot.
A careless kid I’m not.
Chorus
(Possible key change with a snazzy riff)
I’ve got this big ol’ belly,
It works just like a tray.
No, I don’t need another napkin,
I 'll do it my own way.
Chorus
You might hand me a napkin,
There’s a big drip down over there.
No, the people that I work with
Won’t notice or even care.
Chorus
(Repeat, and throw in some big ending)
WELL, there you have it: a song for my husband.
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WELL, there you have it: a song for my husband.
Also, today is the A to Z Challenge Kick Off! This is so exciting!! Click on the badge on the right of this post to access all the information! Yay!