OMG We are at this totally like lame county fair, you know. And it is like all full of animals—ewwww.
Then OMG there are these like sickest food places. It is like all crazy and I ate this like totally amazing sick fried butter. Oh like I won’t be eating for the next like week.
And would you believe this my lame father is making me stand by this like fence while I am trying to like text U this sick pic of this like awesome guy. So I like am standing here, well duh, and he is taking a photo.
Now my like totally lame father is laughing and pointing. I said, “Hey, Dad…you r sooo crazy…”